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Apparently when you get "serious" with someone who is pastoral they have to go in front of the ministerial board.I'm wondering, if in fact you get serious, if perhaps a joint meeting could be conducted...

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red streaks, nocturnal emissions and the deuteronomist

Outfit of the DayIt's blue jean day. As I rule, I really don't like jeans. But I make them look good. I have on my favorite Old Navy faded jeans. Size 6, so that makes us happy when we can fit into...

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what's behind door number 2?

I don't know what to write here. There's no thought process people!!!I am trying to get my name changed with the Social Security administration. Turns out that it would be easier for Mom to re-birth me...

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bad attitudes will not be tolerated

Arrrrgh!What a day. It should tell you something that I am at home on a Friday night, it's not even quite 9 as I start to type and I am in pj's drinking Tazo tea with the Nater-potater.Had to tell...

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me and poodle hater/signficant other/special friend/boyfriend/hello kitty toaster buyer at Bingo Night

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completely insecure about all things except the Hello Kitty toaster and the...

"I Love You" sightings:1. A couple of months ago, Mr. Poodle Hater accidentally told me twice "I Love You". One of those deals where you are getting ready to walk out the door, getting ready to hang up...

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token single white female

Welcome to our Church family!Have two church type incidents I must chat about.church incident #1One of the churches I attend is very large and is big on members attending small home groups in order to...

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ewww premarin

http://www.hsus.org/pets/issues_affecting_our_pets/equine_protection/the_facts_about_premarin.html

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toast is hard and bar-b-q sucks

moviesthe last three I've seen:1. Hotel Rwanda2. Maria Full of Grace (Spanish - subtitles)3. A Very Long Engagement (French - subtitles)(all within the past week - no wonder I'm so depressed)1. Hotel -...

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The Season of Lent, near-death experiences, a "Ranch" and no polish

Pastor/Poodle Hater/Professor Vertiginous/Rabbi/Boyfriend/Significant Other....and I were discussing the season of Lent. I told him, and we'll just call him "him" for brevity, some of the things I had...

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girls just wanna have fun with the robots

Sigh. Hello stranger. Truth be known, just haven't felt like much of my life has been bloggeriffic lately.Poodle Hater (How bout we call him Ph.D. for short? We can decide later what the "D" stands...

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walking on rose petals and red carnations coming out of your bum

pity flowersI got flowers from one of my employees for valentine’s day. It really was a lovely gesture. However, when I was thanking her for the blossoms, she couldn’t just stop with “you’re welcome”....

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mad farmer liberation of cheese wearing a giant hiney harness

stuff you should know-I am filing my taxes all by myself, just like a big girl.-I went through the Rapido Rabbit carwash again. Disappointed to figure out the name is "Rapido Rabbit" and not "Robo...

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kim chi looks pale, has hair that smells like a stripper and is on the...

I got my hair streaked again this week. I had my brilliant hairdresser put more blonde in it and it just looks awesome. So I tell the poodle hater that I'm going to have pretty hair and he just HAS to...

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push up bras,pastors,poodle-haters,pretty-pretty princess printers,but NO...

I got a ring! I got a ring! I got a ring!-It’s pink.-It’s NOT the kind of ring that means you are going to combine cell phone plans with someone.But it is still big and pink and sparkly and pretty ....

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Tulsa, trendy tops, trashy thongs, tortilla chips, trays of tea, one...

Road trip! Road trip!Appears relationship with Pastor/Poodle Hater/Proposal Procrastinator has survived first out-of-town trip. Drove to Tulsa with Pastor and his kiddos to attend wedding he was...

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Whoppers, wayward lists and what-a-man, what-a-man, what a mighty mighty good...

Someone is trying to get on my good side and left a box of Whoppers on my desk this morning. Yea for the Whoppers. Yes, I am that easily bribed. But now I am torn it's only 10 in the morning, and I'm...

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major holiday, march madness and mobile phones

Today is a major holiday. So you know what THAT means. It means I will somehow convince myself that I’ll get a ring with some sort of Irish-themed proposal. But the trouble is I am really tired and do...

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Pores, Passover, PF Changs prejudice and pedicured polished feet on...

On proposalwatch2005. I have a date tonight. Hmmmm could this be it? Have had facial, mani and pedi just in case.Poodle-hater (by the way this is really catching on as his nick-name) says that if he...

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a tisket, a tasket, let's drive self crazy making stupid easter baskets

Drove myself crazy buying stuff for easter baskets. It is strange dating hanging around with being friends with being sig other special friend with someone who has kids. My inclination for my shopping...

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